Do Altar Calls Actually Do Anything?

I admit, I have a personal bias against altar calls.

I did not grow up Christian. My parents were Christian Scientists (which is neither, but that’s another story). I had a friend in high school whose family went to a Southern Baptist Convention church, and he would invite me to events. I wouldn’t go to a service, but the summer camps, lock-ins, and other activities were fun, and there were cute girls, so of course I went.

But somewhere amid the fun, they would herd us into a room, have us sit, and begin the ritual: “bow your heads and close your eyes,” followed by “If you do not know Jesus Christ as your personal Savior, you need to come forward now.” It always dragged on, and it was intensely uncomfortable. I dreaded that part every single time.

For one thing, I didn’t have the theological framework to understand any of it. The little teaching they offered didn’t override the picture of Jesus I inherited from Christian Science. I also took the whole thing personally. It didn’t occur to me that other young people in the church might not be “saved,” so I assumed the entire appeal was directed at me, the outsider. And I was not going to give them the satisfaction. So I sat with my head bowed and eyes closed until they finally released us back to the fun.

Essentially, the altar call is the spiritual equivalent of a high-pressure timeshare presentation. It’s “I cannot let you out of this room until I get the sale.”

I’ve been a Christian for almost 24 years now, and I STILL dislike altar calls. I currently attend a Southern Baptist church, and our senior pastor does one every service. Sometimes they go on for seven minutes (I’ve timed them). And I’m not convinced that a thirty-minute sermon gives the hypothetical unchurched stranger who wandered in for unknown reasons enough background to make a meaningful, lifelong decision.

Where did the altar call come from?

In the early church, seekers entered a period of instruction before baptism. The Didache, a 2nd-century Christian manual lays out basic ethical and doctrinal training for converts. Justin Martyr describes catechumens receiving instruction before becoming part of the worshiping community. Hippolytus even records a multi-year examination process for baptism. The pattern was simple: formation precedes profession. The Catholic and Orthodox churches still follow this today, and older Protestant traditions have their own catechesis.

The altar call, by contrast, is a distinctly American Evangelical invention

The 19th century was a strange theological moment in the United States, and I’m increasingly convinced that many movements born in that era were not as faithful to Scripture as they believed. When I became a Christian, it was in a church from the Stone–Campbell Restoration movement. They insist they “restored the first-century church.” I spent eight years with them, and while they are good people, history tells a different story. They didn’t restore the first-century church, they reinterpreted the New Testament through 19th-century American assumptions.

And they weren’t alone. Nearly every movement of that era reshaped Christianity in its own distinctly American mold, often detached from the ancient Near Eastern cultures Scripture emerged from.

This was the era of the Second Great Awakening, when men like Charles Finney introduced “new measures” designed to manufacture revival. Finney used the “anxious bench”, the prototype of the modern altar call, and taught that revival was something you engineered through technique, not something God sovereignly granted. He’d blow into a town, preach in a tent, encourage emotional conversions, and move on, hoping local pastors would disciple the new believers, assuming the emotion didn’t evaporate first.

Whatever else, Finney got his numbers. And this model continued through Billy Sunday and Billy Graham.

A related shift happened around baptism. Historically, baptism followed teaching and discipleship. But certain American movements, especially the Restorationists, taught that baptism was the decisive moment of salvation. That produced intense urgency. I am not exaggerating when I say that the night I became a Christian, the Church of Christ pastor and his wife drove to my house at midnight on a Friday and baptized me in my swimming pool during a thunderstorm. They believed waiting a single day could be spiritually dangerous.

Does the altar call actually do anything?

I’ve asked several Baptist pastors and ChatGPT this question. Nobody can give me hard data. Pastors do altar calls mostly because they were trained to. I’ve heard younger pastors are beginning to skip them, so maybe after the Boomers retire (though let’s be honest: Boomers never retire) the practice will fade.

Let’s end with the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I hated being subjected to the spiritual equivalent of a timeshare pitch, and I would NEVER do it to someone else.

Debt Forgiveness?

Every now and again, something bubbles up in the Zeitgeist that can cause us to wonder why we never saw it before. All the talk about writing off student loan debt has some of us pissed off, although as long as the banks, not the taxpayers absorb it, I’m fine with the concept. Screw the banks as they have been screwing us.

The Bible calls for the forgiveness of debts periodically, and it’s even in the Lord’s Prayer (non Catholic version) “And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors”. I knew about it in the Bible, which I’ve read several times, but I gloss over it. I’ve never lived in a society that forgives debts, and I’d rather focus on the fun stuff like stoning adulterers and other sexual deviants.

I heard about this book yesterday while I was listening to one of Vox Day’s Darkstreams. Once I finish the book I’m reading on J Edgar Hoover, I’ll probably read this one. It’s available on Kindle Unlimited.

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Noah’s Ark

I’ve had the show “Myth Hunters” bookmarked on Netflix for quite a while. I saw that the first season is going away this month, so I have to watch it this weekend.

It has some interesting shows. The episode on “King Solomon’s Mines” was fascinating to me, as was Hitler and the Spear of Destiny.

The first episode on Noah’s Ark kind of pissed me off. It was produced recently enough that they could have done better research.

For one thing, not all Creationists are literal 6000 year “Young Earth” Creationists. It’s amazing to me how many people don’t know that. Or they do know that, but are hoping a fallacious appeal to ridicule is good enough for their audience.

For another, the episode focused exclusively on Mt. Ararat in Turkey. The Bible says the ark came to rest “Upon the mountains of Ararat.” Mt. Ararat in Turkey was named by Marco Polo, a fact mentioned then discarded in the show.

To find the real mountains of Ararat, one must focus on a land known as Ararat AT THE TIME GENESIS WAS WRITTEN, not from a 12th century explorer.

Josephus says the ark came to rest on a certain mountain in Armenia. Bob Cornuke of BASE Institute thinks Ararat was in Iran, and led an expedition there some years back.

Of course, finding the ark assumes it was left intact. I personally think it was disassembled for building material and/or firewood, of which no proof is available, but it makes sense.

Or it simply rotted away over the years. It was made of wood, after all. The Titanic has only been at the bottom of the ocean for 104 years, and it is rotting away. I doubt there will be anything left of it in 5000 years.

It would be cool as hell for somebody to find Noah’s Ark, but I don’t think it’s likely to happen.

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